Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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