I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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