She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
