i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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