He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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