If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I bet he comes in French.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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