at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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