Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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