the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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