Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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