Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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