Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Shame - the story of my life.
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