"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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