happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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