I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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