How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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