I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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