I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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