Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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