good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
