Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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