I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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