I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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