He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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