You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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