The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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