Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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