why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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