Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
