he thought i was a dude.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I touched a dick in church today
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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