Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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