i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
