You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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