we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Hippo gnu deer
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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