please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It's Friday. Sex?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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