My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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