Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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