i don't plan on having that self control this summer
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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