you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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