South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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