i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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