Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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