Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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