biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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