I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
