About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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