she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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