Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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