Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
