yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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